Seeking Orgasm: The ‘O’ Vaccine and the Orgasm Machine

Holy Hormones Journal:  The business of rejuvenating women’s sex lives. First they are re-creating our vaginas – and now women can get instant ‘O”s from a vaccine or a machine? Pregnant pause…. very pregnant pause….. whatev – do you see what is happening to women the ‘object’?

Jane Fonda in "Barbarella"

Jane Fonda in “Barbarella”

First the ‘Instant’ Orgasm machine – created for women with ‘orgasm’ dysfunction – this device ‘smaller than a cigarette pack’ is an invasive, permanent and irreversible surgery – not unlike getting a pacemaker.  It is estimated that 11 to 41% of women worldwide suffer from FEMALE ORGASMIC DISORDER. Who makes this &*^% up?

Women who have trouble achieving orgasm may now have a new best friend… no doubt there will be plenty of volunteers for this study, concluded the male reporter in the Huffington Post article Orgasm Machine For Women Could Deliver Climaxes At The Push Of A Button on this news.

And if this was not adding insult to injury – in case you opt out for the “smaller than a cigarette pack” ‘O’ Machine permanently lodged in your body you can opt in for the “O Shot®”   – or in this author’s words the “O Vaccine.” (Vaccine defined as ‘therapeutic’ vs. ‘prophylactic’.)

This baby is touted to help women improve their sex life and urinary incontinence (hormone imbalance). A Dr. Charles Runels (aka “The Temple Repairman”) created the “O Shot®”  – and when you take a look at the “official” O Shot® web site – you can see they aim to protect their invention at all cost. I guess they figure more women will get a shot to stimulate orgasm than wear an implant in their back.

Those who are active on the vaccine safety awareness issue – should get a load of this one.

According to the reporters the shot is like finding hidden pleasure like the kind you find in the movies.  That is because what you find in the movies is ‘FAKE’.

The site lists four “sex-pleasure” problems women experience and the sad reasons why doctor’s stay silent: Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder or low desire (HORMONE IMBALANCE), Female Sexual Arousal Disorder (“USUALLY BUT NOT ALWAYS ACCOMPANIED BY SEXUAL DESIRE DISORDER“), Female Orgasmic Disorder (1 in 20 women), and finally Dyspareunia – pain with sex (1 in 10 to 1 in 5 women).

I find it interesting that Dyspareunia is listed as list instead of first since this is a real issue for women.

Oh yeah, the “O Shot®”  costs about $1500 per injection.  And oh yeah -men are not left out of the mix on this one.  A new shot called the “P Shot” will soon be coming down the pike.

O-Shot helps maturing women in the bedroom

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Author: Leslie Carol Botha

Author, publisher, radio talk show host and internationally recognized expert on women's hormone cycles. Social/political activist on Gardasil the HPV vaccine for adolescent girls. Co-author of "Understanding Your Mood, Mind and Hormone Cycle." Honorary advisory board member for the Foundation for the Study of Cycles and member of the Society for Menstrual Cycle Research.