Madrid Escorts Declare Sex War by Withholding ‘Services’ to Bankers

LYSISTRATA, people!
In this fine old Greek drama, women withheld sex from their off-to-war husbands,
whose children grew up without them, so when the soldiers came home…. naturally looking for a little conjugal bliss…. ooopsie, didn’t count on ALL the women holding dimes between their knees all at once.  Result? NO MORE WAR!
Ladies, if you think that does not have power…
Geez, look, it even works on bankers… and do you notice… they are PAYING for it?
ROFL!!!!
Somebody pass out the dimes…..  Dee Nicholson, Canada

 

Banking services withdrawn: Madrid escorts declare sex war

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Published: 22 March, 2012, 17:43

(AFP Photo / Philippe Desmazes)

 Madrid’s high-class escorts have found a way to regulate the Spanish banking sector. The ladies want to have their say in the economy by withholding sexual pleasures from bank employees.

The largest trade association for luxury escorts in the Spanish capital has gone on a general and indefinite strike on sexual services for bankers until they go back to providing credits to Spanish families, small- and medium-size enterprises and companies.

It all started with one of the ladies who forced one of her clients to grant a line credit and a loan simply by halting her sexual services until he “fulfills his responsibility to society.”

The trade association’s spokeswoman praised their success by stressing the government and the Bank of Spain have previously failed to adjust the credit flow.

“We are the only ones with a real ability to pressure the sector,” she stated. “We have been on strike for three days now and we don’t think they can withstand much more.”

She has revealed that bankers have made some pitiful attempts to use their services by pretending to be engineers or architects.

“But they don’t fool anyone since it has been many years since these professionals could afford rates that start from 300 euro an hour,” she continued.

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Author: Leslie Carol Botha

Author, publisher, radio talk show host and internationally recognized expert on women's hormone cycles. Social/political activist on Gardasil the HPV vaccine for adolescent girls. Co-author of "Understanding Your Mood, Mind and Hormone Cycle." Honorary advisory board member for the Foundation for the Study of Cycles and member of the Society for Menstrual Cycle Research.